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The auto-exposure timer comes in handy as Mark demonstrates how big his pants are. Jerald looks on in embarassment.
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Preparing to depart her cool loft apartment to party in a town home, Oktober dresses down appropriately.
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While her action figure collection does not rival Mark's, it contains many nice pieces worthy of a photo on this page.
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Will Willis avoids the camera. Pike and Oktober discuss proper tequila technique (say that 5 times real fast).
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Pike creates some of his signature frozen margaritas for our enjoyment.
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Oktober and Mark prepare to lick salt, drink a shot of tequila and suck on a lime. In that order. After much discussion.
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Noticing that he is falling behind, Mark gulps down the last few drops of tequila before sucking on the lime. Oktober savors her victory.
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Clutching a half-eaten lime, Mark begins to feel the intoxicating effects of the noxious liquid.
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Demonstrating advanced pool technique, Will Willis hits the white cue ball prior to spanking Adam and Mark.
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"Hey, you're not going to say that I spanked you and Adam on your Web site, are you?" inquires Will.
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Adam uses the Jedi Mind Trick and causes Will to sink one of his own balls (pool balls).
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Mark opened up a can of tomato soup in a vain attempt to make a bloody Mary. Pike stores the excess soup for later ingestion. "I like tomato Soup,"
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Absolut Peppar, an excellent Vodka for making bloody Mary's, sits there. Calling Mark's name. Calling...
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Core ingredients for a bloody Mary lie waiting as Pike runs to the store to buy V-8 and Clamato juice. The cream soda belongs to Will.
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Pike mixes a strawberry daquiri. Oktober monitors the mixing process to ensure a robust and quality mix is reached.
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Realizing that she is going to get a tasty strawberry daquiri *and* watch multiple episodes of Sex and the City, Oktober grins happily.
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Mark and Will assess the situation. Mark asks, "So, we're not supposed to hit that black and white ball until the end?"
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As the end of the twentieth century approaches, Pike pours fine champagne for the revelers.
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Not believing his own eyes, Will turns to Pike and asks if that is really a DeLorean on the television.
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"Hey everybody! Look! That's the flux capacitor! That's what makes time travel possible!" exclaims Oktober.
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Mark Shields. Super Genius. Single Guy. His resolution this year? You'll have to ask him in person.
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Steve and Mark say cheers as the twenty-first century begins. Mark wins the competition for goofiest smile of the evening.
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So much champagne. Must drink it all. What's that floating on top? What is that? Lint?
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Adam offers Will a sip but Will refuses by responding, "Dude, I'll have some more of that fine creme soda, please."
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Jerald returns from Mei's party later in the evening and attempts to catch his blood alchohol content up with everyone else's.
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Pike attempts to make an Alien Secretion. Did he succeed? Ask Jerald.
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"Is he ever going to update this again," asks Will. Pike replies, "This is much better than 'Dude, Where's My Car?' -- trust me."
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Jerald and Pike interact in the kitchen. Pike holds up what appears to be a large piece of lime.
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Upset that Pike is hogging all the lime, Jerald makes a grab for Pike's neck. Pike later ducks to avoid Jerald's grasp. "Come on, man, give
me some damn lime!"
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